Welcome to my blog–the oft talked about but, until this very moment, nonexistent blog through which I will thrust my beautiful pictures, punniest puns, and boundless knowledge upon the unworthy world in the hope that I can change humanity forever. Or I’ll just write about weird stuff that no one thinks is cool or funny. Who really knows? If you’re even the tiniest bit intrigued, then stick around. I’ll explain my blog name next time.